Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Whaaaats in your Wallet.

























From Top to Bottom - Left to right.
1. Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
2. Wallet.
3. Change.
4. Karma Solid Perfume from Lush.
5. Facial Blotting Tissues from The Body Shop.
6. Sunglasses from Target.
7. Hankerchief from Anthroplogie.
8. Keys, with key chains from Carol and Walmart
9. Mary Kay Satin Lip Balm.
10. Vicodin for Wisdom Teeth.
11. Chap Stick.
12. So Pink from the Gap.
13. HoneyBee Lip Balm from Walgreens
14. Oral B Satin Floss.
15. Pencil Bag from American Eagle in 8th grade.
16. a 5 inch ruler.
17. Pens and a Tampon probably from Walmart.
18. Carmex.






well, whats in your wallet ?

Monday, April 28, 2008



Amy Poehler is knocked up with Will Arnett's baby! Yes, she's a Baby Mama. I know! Their rep confirmed to People Magazine that they are expecting a little one this Fall. The two have been married since 2003. It's their first baby.


Will and Amy better give that baby an awesome name or I just don't know about them. The world will be severely disappointed if they don't name baby after a fruit, vegetable or cartoon character.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Papa Hemingway Hates Everyone.


Ernest Hemingway was a great writer, maybe the greatest writer of the last century—well who the hell did you think it was?—and he was an enormous bitch. And he was at his bitchiest best after he blew his brains out. First there was his posthumously published A Moveable Feast, in which he made famously made fun of Gertrude Stein, and most noteably F. Scott Fitzgerald's penis. Ever since, his biographers have churned out volumes about his life, his technique, and his mean streak. Now, A.E. Hotchner, who's been dining out on Hemingway for a lifetime, is coming out with The Good Life According to Hemingway, in which he recalls how much the Old Man hated Hollywood.

"When producer David O. Selznick crowed that his wife, Jennifer Jones, was starring in "A Farewell to Arms" and he'd pay Hemingway a $50,000 bonus from any profits, the novelist wrote back: 'If by some miracle, your movie, which stars 41-year-old Mrs. Selznick portraying 24-year-old Catherine Barkley, does earn $50,000, you should have all $50,000 changed into nickels at your local bank and shove them up your [bleep] until they came out of your ears.'
The rest of these chestnuts have been showing up in Hemingway biographies forever, but, hey, Hotchner's gotta eat.


"Darryl F. Zanuck, the boss of 20th Century Fox, was trashed when he asked Hemingway to shorten the title of 'The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber,' which starred Gregory Peck. Hotchner quotes Hemingway, 'I said, you want something short and exciting that will catch the eye of both sexes, right?' He then reeled off the first letters of Hollywood studio names that together spelled out the F-word. 'That should fit all the marquees and you can't beat it as a sex symbol.' Zanuck titled the film 'The Macomber Affair.'


"Of 'The Sun Also Rises,' Hemingway raged: 'Any picture in which Errol Flynn is the best actor is its own worst enemy.' As for 'The Old Man and the Sea,' 'I sat through all of that movie, numb. Spencer Tracy looked like a fat, very rich actor playing a fisherman.'"


"Hemingway, who committed suicide in 1961, snarked that in a love scene in 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' Gary Cooper 'didn't take off his coat. That's one hell of a way for a guy to make love, with his coat on - in a sleeping bag.'"

FryReef



Hell Yeah Brother.
Expo Center + Bad Weather + Meth Mouths
= Flyleaf.

a good time was had by all.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

omg. cupcakes. omg.




GAHHH I WANT CUPCAKES SO BAD !

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Random Pictures.


Saturday, Kingston Riley Peauntbutter SissyBear Leavitt Tanner and I are working on a paper. Well, he is mostly sitting on my stuff, and knocking my papers on the floor.

This girl sits next to me, and never brushes her hair.


I had to listen to Dr. Martinez lecture for almost on hour on what a 'Couch Potato' is.... he even drew a diagram

COME ON !!!


on another note:

Happy Birthday Ms. Page


Saturday, April 19, 2008

sometimes, i like commercials.

1. The new Discovery Channel Commercial.


2. Dow Human Element Commercial.


these are the only two i could think of at the moment. But ill add some as i remember

Friday, April 18, 2008

derunksizzle.

ok so we had a standing apptopntment. it was fun. Ive been awake for a really long time. I woke up at 9:00 wednesday morning. and i had a 2 hr map from 1103ish to 130ish. then my dog wouldnt let me sleep. i got like 4 text messages from my gurls. so i woke up took a chower and whent to O';broiams and had some drinks then went to carols for some good times.



1.See the clocak. 415. going to work.
my dog wouldnt let me sleep. she wanted to hang owls.














PS. I really love my girls. a lot. Its gonna me really hard for me when [and IF] I cant hang out with them everyday. or text. or harass via myspace. I love them a lot. they are my faux sisters. bbf's fl. hbic-ic.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

1. I am pulling an all nighter to finish writing a paper. It is 1:42am. and im getting really close to 17 pages. huzzah. I need another page and half on Andrew Wyeth, and a conclusion. PLUS a day to proofread. I dont really see any reason on going to bed, seeing as I have to get up at 4:15.

2. Please dont get mad. But i'm watching 'Georgia Rule'. I'm so sorry.

3. This time next week. I'll be done with the semester. Spank God.

4. Barstool Mountain tomorrow should be fun and or interesting to say the least.

Monday, April 14, 2008

MAY + SUMMER + FALL = GRADUATION !

MAY
  • Marriage and Family = 8:30 - 11:30
  • Gerontology = 1:00 - 4:00

SUMMER ONE

  • Developmental Psych = 10:00 - 12:00
  • Social Problems = 12:00 - 2:00

SUMMER TWO

  • Child and Adolescent Psych = 10:00 - 12:00
  • Gender Issues = 12:00 - 2:05

FALL

  • Ceramics = MW - 9:00 - 10:50
  • Population Studies = TH - 11:00 - 12:20
  • Physical Geology = MW - 6:00 - 9:45
  • Photography - TH - 9:00 - 10:50
  • Non-Toxic Printmaking - independent study.

Well, I guess the plan is just to make it through the summer. If i can do that, i'm home freeeeee!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Every Spring, UMHB does a thing called PlayDay. Play Day is aimed mostly at students who live on campus actually care and support the school. They bring in a carnival, a petting zoo, inflatable jumping things, they have intermural brackets and crap like that. I for one, would like 100 bucks knocked off my tuition because I wouldnt go to play day if you paid me. [ok, maybe i would, im pretty poor.] but you know what I mean.

Carol, Katy and I decided we would have our own "Play Day" we started the day off at Alvin Ord's for some sandmiches, and proceeded to Walgreens in Temple so Carol could get some pictures she had developed for Jason and Katy and I could touch everything. Next we planned on watching movies and drinking all day but settled for drinking and gossiping. We made these drinks that had Vanilla Rum and Orange crush, and it tasted like a dreamsicle. The other drink was Vanilla Rum and Canada Dry and that tasted like a cream soda. yummmmmz. We poured one out for Kelly, dont worry.

That was by far the BEST play day I've ever had. I am really gonna miss sitting around with the girls talking shit and being silly.

The times are a changin'

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

LINKZ

-- YUM. actually, I might like the 24k Gold Lollipop.
-- Maybe its adderall, maybe its a rare brain disease.
-- All civilizations become spacefaring, or extinct.
-- This link will make James Green cry.


Monday, April 7, 2008

LINK DAY

-- Sometimes, the simplest things, make me the happiest.

-- Most people have too much time on their hands.

-- I don't really understand Bento Boxes.

-- Project Runway has been Auf'ed.

-- Really fat cats make me mad.

I made my schedule for may, summer and fall. 33 semester hrs. gah. wish me luck
Marriage and Family
Natural History Field Trip
Developmental Psych
Social Problems
Ethnic Relations
Child and Adolecent Psych
Gender Issues
Death and Dying
Population Studies
Photography I
Ceramics I
Mixed Media (maybe)

Carol and I went swimming today. It was cold and hot. fact.

Sunday, April 6, 2008


If you ever want a big huge cold glass of beer [bud light, coors light or miller light] you should go to Old Jody's. Marylin, Ann, Pat, Amanda, Katy and I headed over to Old Jody's for some chicken fried steak, fried pickles and burgers last night and of course we had to have the giant beer. Ann is a blur and Katy has beaver teeth. When you go, be sure to sit in "StraitLand". Its an entire section devoted to good old George Strait. Last time we were there I tried to play some classics on the jukebox, but we never heard them play our songs.



On the way home from Katy and Pat's last night, I saw three opossums walking in a line down the road. It was pretty weird. They were playing follow the leader down Canyon Creek Drive. When I got home, I looked up some stuff on wikipedia.com about them.

"When threatened or harmed, they will "play possum", mimicking the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. The lips are drawn back, teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands. The physiological response is involuntary, rather than a conscious act. Their stiff, curled form can be prodded, turned over, and even carried away. Many injured opossums have been killed by well-meaning people who find a catatonic animal and assume the worst. The best thing to do upon finding an injured or apparently dead opossum is to leave it in a quiet place with a clear exit path. In minutes or hours, the animal will regain consciousness and escape quietly on its own."


Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Im having a DTR with myself about Mr. Rogers, and how much I think I really loved him. Ive come to the conclusion that If god had mannerisims and a tone of voice, It would be Mr. Rogers. He always remembered to tell me that I was special, and that each day was better because I was in it. I remember watching sesame street and it helping me learn how to count, and reading rainbow showed me new books, but Mr. Rogers encouranged me to be a good person. I remember being really small, and being afraid to turn off the television because I thought he would know if I wasnt waiting for him to come back, after all .. we were friends.

Watch this video and look him in the eyes. I swear it will make you tear up.



ps. sorry so sappy today.