I have some picture updates. [not like anyone else updates theirs...]












Eddie Izzard Show in Houston














Flying.



















God is my Co-Pilot.














You can clearly see my house.

Sushi Dinner.

Friday.

I did this most of the day.

Wedding.

Wedding Invitation.

At Chuy's with Pat, Tessa and Bryan.
(not pictured: carol, darren, katy, john, and myself.)

The stupidest stained glass window i've ever seen.

Fart Show.

If you were cool enough, you were invited or at least heard about the "Ink Slingas Ball" at the United States Art Authority in Austin this past weekend. Lots of good artists.

1. The Amazing Hancock Brothers
2. Drive By Press
3. Cannonball Press
4. Jasun 'Bat Daddy' Huerta
5. Katy Seals
6. Matt Rebholtz
7. Ryan O'Malley
8. Dennis McNett
9. Sean Star Wars
10. The Enger Brothers

It was a lot of fun, and I got to meet new people and rep the Monster Kids. There was a band that played called HUG. They played such hits as:

1. Lick a Hole.
2. Don't Shoot The President
3. What if Hitler was a Chick.
4. White Boys Eat Pussy.
5. Junkie Lover.
6. Satan Enjoys Your Musk.
7. Pussy Bound.
8. Shit Sex.

If you ever get a chance to see this live and in person, I recommend it. It will make you a stronger person.

Since i'm mostly dead, i've been watching a lot of TV, especially Seinfeld. Do you rememebr the one where Jerry meets Janeane Garofalo, and they are exactly the same so Jerry asks her to marry him? anywho, they both order Cherrio's for dinner, and I cant stop thinking about them.

In fluid mechanics, the cheerio effect is the tendency for small wettable floating objects to attract one another. The comedian and author Rich Hall called this effect "cheeriomagnetization", using it as an example of a word that needed to be coined, or "sniglet". An example of the cheerio effect is the phenomenon whereby breakfast cereal tends to clump together or cling to the sides of a bowl of milk. It is named for the breakfast cereal Cheerios and is due to surface tension and buoyancy. The same effect governs the behavior of bubbles on the surface of fizzy drinks.[1]

Im mostly dead at the moment.

Whaaaats in your Wallet.

From Top to Bottom - Left to right.

1. Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
2. Wallet.
3. Change.
4. Karma Solid Perfume from Lush.
5. Facial Blotting Tissues from The Body Shop.
6. Sunglasses from Target.
7. Hankerchief from Anthroplogie.
8. Keys, with key chains from Carol and Walmart
9. Mary Kay Satin Lip Balm.
10. Vicodin for Wisdom Teeth.
11. Chap Stick.
12. So Pink from the Gap.
13. HoneyBee Lip Balm from Walgreens
14. Oral B Satin Floss.
15. Pencil Bag from American Eagle in 8th grade.
16. a 5 inch ruler.
17. Pens and a Tampon probably from Walmart.
18. Carmex.






well, whats in your wallet ?